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"Sharps"

Anything sharp such as knives and scissors. We have instilled in Ash a fear of them and usually when he sees them he says "no play sharps." Although he tried to convince me daycare has sharps he can play with.

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"Pet it?"

Meaning "can I please touch the baby?" So when Ash wants to touch his new baby cousin he asks to "pet it." Then he proceeds to pet her back and head lovingly as though baby Addi is actually a little puppy.

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Flat it.

Meaning: smash this item (in our case a tootsie "tooty" roll) flat so that I can either destroy it or eat it without choking.